I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same offic... by Bum Phillips

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

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Nothing. And, I don't start before noon. by Bum Phillips

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

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You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start b... by Bum Phillips

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

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Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye. by Bum Phillips

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

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When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him. by Bum Phillips

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

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Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.

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Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. by Bum Phillips

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

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How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

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Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. by Bum Phillips

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

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Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

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I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give... by Bum Phillips

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

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He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long t... by Bum Phillips

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

nfl class long

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits... by Bum Phillips

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

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There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's g... by Bum Phillips

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

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You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making... by Bum Phillips

You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes.

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Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are... by Bum Phillips

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

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I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to pl... by Bum Phillips

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

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The film looks suspiciously like the game itself! by Bum Phillips

The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!

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That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet... by Bum Phillips

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

moon football boys

The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline. by Bum Phillips

The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.

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If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health... by Bum Phillips

If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.

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