I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature. Nick Kroll More Quotes by Nick Kroll More Quotes From Nick Kroll I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute. Nick Kroll pandasright-nowcute It was sort of in the jam-band era and it was at the Capitol Theatre in Port Chester [New York], right where I grew up. I actually went back there a couple years ago when I was on tour for Kroll Show. I performed at that theater, which was really cool to go back to the first place I'd gone to a concert. Nick Kroll couplenew-yorkyears It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times. Nick Kroll animalpigscute There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. Nick Kroll whiskeydrunkpeople I wish I was a cool guy and could drink coffee black, but I put almond milk and raw cane sugar in it. Nick Kroll coolblackcoffeewish I had a world theme at my Bar Mitzvah: each table was a different country. I had a miserable time. There was one picture of me, and I'm wearing a double-breasted suit. There were all these people having fun, and I'm just standing there. I look like a corporate lawyer who just found out he's not making partner. Nick Kroll melawyertimepeople Kashi looks like twigs, so it makes me feel like I'm healthy. This cereal has been with me since childhood. Once a year in my family, we had a junk food day. I could eat Cocoa Crisps and Fruit Loops. Now I'm back eating Kashi. As much as I hate to admit it, my mother has won. Nick Kroll daymechildhoodfamily Without realizing it, I think I've wanted to do a sketch show since I was, like, 11 years old. Like everybody else in comedy, I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live,' and I was doing characters with my friends. Nick Kroll sketchfriendscomedynight If you talk to most ambitious people, people who are high achievers, they're rarely at peace with what they're doing because they need an engine to keep moving. Nick Kroll youpeacepeoplemoving I can't play video games or games on my phone because I'll go into a deep vortex, and no one will hear from me for weeks. Nick Kroll deepvideo-gamesphoneme An autograph is actually refreshing because everyone has cameras now and wants a selfie. That's why I carry signed headshots with me, to give out. Nick Kroll whyeveryonemerefreshing 'Cavemen' was obviously a big opportunity. I learned a lot about how to act and about the politics of being on a set every day. Like, who do you have to listen to and who you don't have to listen to. Nick Kroll dayyoupoliticsopportunity Fantasy football has changed how I watch football because now every game is interesting start to finish. Even when its the Browns and Lions. Nick Kroll gamestartfantasyfootball
