I love a good non sequitur.

George W. Buck

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

statistics lying people

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

live-life trying people

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

boredom worst-enemy men

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

interesting-places really-interesting interesting

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

dumb giving people

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.

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