I'm a good man with a good heart John Mayer More Quotes by John Mayer More Quotes From John Mayer I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like. But, I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose. John Mayer library shrimp rights It’s my failure to sound like my heroes that’s allowed me to sound like myself. John Mayer my-hero hero sound Most times when you try to be all things to all people, you end up being nothing. John Mayer ends trying people I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer. John Mayer quality-music fine quality I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me. John Mayer karma giving believe My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.' John Mayer girl sorry dream I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it. John Mayer curves long looks Everybody enjoys arguing about the current state of music because it feels as if you are talking about something incredibly important, yet it requires little understanding of the subject matter at hand. It's like world politics meets the pink questions in Trivial Pursuit. Points are made but nothing gets accomplished. John Mayer understanding talking hands I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare. John Mayer dating punishment disappointment I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That's a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, 'What am I going to do with my life?' John Mayer blessing years school I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.' John Mayer restaurants tables Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits. John Mayer favourite mother trying I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female! John Mayer males female fans Someday I'll fly John Mayer credit body giving God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all. John Mayer break-through let-me love I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain. John Mayer car pain people If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now. John Mayer able half people I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I've been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well. John Mayer light self lying It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you. John Mayer realizing like-you impossible A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. John Mayer wedding men two
