I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today. Bam Margera More Quotes by Bam Margera More Quotes From Bam Margera I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day. Bam Margera my-best-friend cry friendship Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.' Bam Margera fun trying philosophy Nothing is really 'safe'. Bam Margera safe adventure I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time. Bam Margera wasting-time school firsts Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy. Bam Margera wrecks house stuff Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt. Bam Margera skateboarding hurt fall One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes. Bam Margera my-mom minutes mom I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want. Bam Margera geography want country I don't like Paris so much. Bam Margera paris Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old. Bam Margera wake-up sometimes years I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more. Bam Margera airplane games play I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen. Bam Margera airplane wine stupid These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon! Bam Margera tree reality people I want to make my own movie. Bam Margera my-own want When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. Bam Margera drunk wheels thinking I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania. Bam Margera pennsylvania riddle media I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. Bam Margera pranks whole-life whole I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks. Bam Margera hot-chick paint hot I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money. Bam Margera mtv silly giving Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six. Bam Margera skateboarder six wanted
