I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe... by Aaron Allston

I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.

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Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want." "We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to." "Thanks." Wedge & Tycho

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Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the... by Aaron Allston

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

leia fake tables

At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface." "Crash." "Quite slowly." Face & Luke

finals effort faces

I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas." "You haven't heard all our ideas." Luke & Bhindi Drayson

generations sound ideas

That was interesting." "He deliberately countermanded one of my orders." "He was furtive." "Sneaky, even." "We'll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet." Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)

style order interesting

I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pretty much, we opened fire on everyone who disagreed with us.” Wedge nodded and turned to his daughter. “When all else fails, just do that.

daughter fire years

I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.

location cases blow

Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to." "No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission." "We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.

rogues mind running

And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me!" [hopping up to stand in his seat] "Elassar Targon, master of the universe, reporting for duty!" "I withdraw my objection.

careers mind home

Tomer: “What's this?” Cabinet: “Wt's ths?” Wedge: “Cabinet.” Tomer: “I know it's a cabinet, but it's talking.” Cabinet: “...ts tlkng” Janson: “Oh that. It's the Catann Minister of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “He bet Wedge he could fold himself in the that cabinet, around the shelves and all.” Hobbie: “Never bet against Wedge. The Minister gets to stay in there until he admits that it was a stupid bet and that Wedge doesn't owe him anything.

space stupid talking

Life is like an analogy. by Aaron Allston

Life is like an analogy.

life-is-like analogies life-is

I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out. by Aaron Allston

I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.

figures masters knows

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me. by Aaron Allston

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.

ennui lethargy war

The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.

cat differences lying

No one pays me to be nice. by Aaron Allston

No one pays me to be nice.

being-nice nice pay

The way to a man's heart is through his chest. by Aaron Allston

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

through man heart way

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow. by Aaron Allston

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

would were driving problem

Violence is the first refuge of the violent. by Aaron Allston

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

first violent refuge violence

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in. by Aaron Allston

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

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