I'm dying and all I hear are insults! Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter, does praying in school...what are you doing it for? The whole thing just opens up all sorts of elements of discussion. I think it's crazy. Charles M. Schulz crazy prayer teacher I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh. Charles M. Schulz reading way thinking Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles M. Schulz popcorn best-love love-is Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance. Charles M. Schulz halloween nice children Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day. Charles M. Schulz sunset peaceful beautiful Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable! Charles M. Schulz hate wish people How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy? Charles M. Schulz worried baseball play You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'? Charles M. Schulz santa would-be friendly I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new? Charles M. Schulz likes this-world world I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! Charles M. Schulz personality spiritual thinking All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat!" "Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed..." "If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription! Charles M. Schulz goats stupid hero You can't eat compliments. Charles M. Schulz praise compliment Love makes you do strange things. Charles M. Schulz strange-things strange love If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life. Charles M. Schulz comic-strips comic draws The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster. Charles M. Schulz reading secret moving I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon? Charles M. Schulz moon mind men Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket! Charles M. Schulz stupid kings beautiful How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay! Charles M. Schulz nails design stupid Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by. Charles M. Schulz clouds beautiful lying It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip. Charles M. Schulz ambition memories thinking
