I'm forever a part of pop culture. Godfrey More Quotes by Godfrey More Quotes From Godfrey Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country! Godfrey punishmentteachcountry I am not a model the camera just went off by itself Godfrey modelscameras You've got to keep moving, keep creating. Godfrey keep-movingcreatingmoving I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool. Godfrey differencesusethinking I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot. Godfrey academiasmartthinking I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year. Godfrey nicewisemen I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic. Godfrey comickind I can always create new material. That's something I can control. Godfrey materialsi-can I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick... they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school. Godfrey cleverwittymoving You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about? Godfrey latintalkingtwo That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special. Godfrey being-specialpridespecial But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do. Godfrey tryingpeopleinteresting You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic. Godfrey realkidsthinking I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think. Godfrey nicepeoplethinking Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know? Godfrey hecklersdonewant I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me. Godfrey carekeyslaughing Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown. Godfrey heycomedianmen I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids. Godfrey kidspeopleart The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating! Godfrey hatechristiancheating Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up. Godfrey xenophobianative-americancountry
