I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!

J.R. Ward

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Some things are destined to be -- it just takes us a couple of tr... by J.R. Ward

Some things are destined to be -- it just takes us a couple of tries to get there.

fate couple trying

You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her.

tacos sauce want

Bye-bye, Elan. P.S., Next time you implicate someone falsely, try... by J.R. Ward

Bye-bye, Elan. P.S., Next time you implicate someone falsely, try to pick a pacifist.

next bye trying

From one king to another, know that I'm giving you the middle finger right now." And he was, with a smile.

middle-finger kings giving

My twin's not broken. He's ruined. Do you understand the difference? With broken maybe you can fix him. Ruined? All you can do is wait to bury him.

differences broken waiting

Hey, no offense, but do you mind if you put both your palms where... by J.R. Ward

Hey, no offense, but do you mind if you put both your palms where I can see ’em?

hey ems mind

You are so beautiful, he mouthed. But of course she couldn’t see his lips. Guess he was going to have to show her.

lips shows beautiful

Among the problems with shame was that it in fact did not make you shorter or quieter or less visible. You just felt like you were.

shame problem facts

I’m on the benevolent side of antisocial. I don’t mind people, but I’d prefer not to have a lot of them around.

mind sides people

Bad deeds like beauty, are in the eye of the beholder. by J.R. Ward

Bad deeds like beauty, are in the eye of the beholder.

satanic eye deeds

You've always had me ... and my heart. My soul. Everything. I wish it hadn't taken this long for me to man up.

taken heart men

Love can conquer everything but reality. Which will win every sti... by J.R. Ward

Love can conquer everything but reality. Which will win every stinking time.

conquer winning reality

...He palmed up the life Alert. Death Alert was more like it: Help, I haven't fallen and I'm standing up-can you come and rectify this problem? - Isaac

rectify problem helping

I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you came...and I was awakened.

black-dagger-brotherhood zsadist found

Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.

zsadist jealousy love

The male's diamond eyes locked on Payne, and though she hadn't seen him in forever, she knew who he was. Sure as if she was staring at her own reflection. Tears sprang unbidden to her eyes for last she had known, he breathed no longer. "Vishous," she whispered desperately. "Oh, brother mine.

eye brother reflection

No, you've got it all wrong, John." Reading his emotions, she shook her head. "You're not half the male you could be because of what was done to you. You're twice what anyone else is because you survived.

males done reading

Take off your coat." "Excuse me?" "Take it off." "No." "I want it off." "Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]

coats want helping

You're the reason I get out of bed every night. And you're the reason I can't wait to come home every dawn. Not the war. Not the Brothers. Not even Butch. It's...you.

brother home war

I love you. And I'm going to keep loving you even after you don't... by J.R. Ward

I love you. And I'm going to keep loving you even after you don't know I exist.

loving-you knows love-you