I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I... by Ilana Glazer

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

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There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

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That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

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[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

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I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless... by Ilana Glazer

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

stomach talking heaven

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

race interesting thinking

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that'... by Ilana Glazer

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

cities play men

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

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I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.

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Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each oth... by Ilana Glazer

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

fluid new-york thinking

I feel like a feminist is gender equality. by Ilana Glazer

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

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It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything. by Ilana Glazer

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world. by Ilana Glazer

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.

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I don't want to watch people fighting. by Ilana Glazer

I don't want to watch people fighting.

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You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

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Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym. by Ilana Glazer

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

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I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

comedian crazy thinking

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"

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You can get real wacky on edibles. by Ilana Glazer

You can get real wacky on edibles.

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When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

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