I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man. Homer More Quotes by Homer More Quotes From Homer The leader, mingling with the vulgar host, Is in the common mass of matter lost. Homer leadership matter common We cannot all hope to combine the pleasing qualities of good looks, brains, and eloquence. Homer quality brain looks It is no bad thing to be a king-to see one's house enriched and one's authority enhanced. Homer authority kings house Like leaves on trees the race of man is found,- Now green in youth, now withering on the ground; Another race the following spring supplies: They fall successive, and successive rise. Homer spring men fall It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave. Homer hospitality offensive guests Clanless, lawless, homeless is he who is in love with civil war, that brutal ferocious thing. Homer homeless civil-war war Beauty- it was a glorious gift of nature. Homer glorious There is nothing worse for mortals than a wandering life. Homer wander mortals After the event, even a fool is wise. Homer fool events wise Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite. Homer greed men world The man who acts the least, upbraids the most. Homer upbraid he-man men Whatever day Makes man a slave, takes half his worth away. Homer slavery half men There is satiety in all things, in sleep, and love-making, in the loveliness of singing and the innocent dance. Homer singing and-love sleep Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke. Homer anger honey men When I was seventeen Homer queens names beer Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket Homer horns racket husband And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs Homer three secret hair Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away. Homer dollars eternal-happiness wish We mortals hear only the news, and know nothing at all. Homer news mortals knows The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay! Homer want play war