I'm the audience's representative on earth. Michael Caine More Quotes by Michael Caine More Quotes From Michael Caine Am I a car aficionado? No: for me, cars have always been just for transport. I didn't even know anyone who had a car until I was 14 or 15. Michael Caine transportcarknows The greatest luxury is not driving. I didn't own a car until I was 30, and that was a Rolls-Royce, so it was cheaper to insure a chauffeur. I never want to drive again. My mind is always on other things. I hate parking, and I'm very short-tempered and would get road rage, I'm sure. Michael Caine luxurycarhate I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it. Michael Caine Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. Michael Caine comedyactorswriting A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything. Michael Caine second-choiceegotisticalchoices There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. Michael Caine wifestuffwonderful Obsession is a young man’s game. Michael Caine obsessiongamesmen I love the start of autumn when the trees in my garden change the colour of their leaves in one last dazzling display. Michael Caine autumngardentree There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. Michael Caine hatetwopeople I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. Michael Caine laughterlaughingpeople No matter what the reason, if you start to scream and shout, you look a fool, and you feel a fool, and you earn the disrespect of everyone. Michael Caine disrespectactinglooks Not only is acting more than a part-time job, it's more than a full-time job. It's a full-time obsession. Michael Caine obsessionactingjobs Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called the Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it back. Michael Caine magicthreeordinary And to Tom Cruise, for if you had won this, your asking price would have gone down so fast. Do you have any idea what supporting actors get paid? We get only one trailer, a small one, in the back. Michael Caine askinggoneideas The trouble with women? Elbows. Michael Caine womenelbowstrouble The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do." Michael Caine sawsactorswant This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got. Michael Caine larryenjoymeaningful Youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine radio-newsblowdoors It's vital to have your own space so you aren't constantly in each other's pockets. Michael Caine pocketsspacerelationship Don't sit as if you have nothing to say. You should be bursting with things to say. You just choose at this particular place and time, not to say them. Michael Caine burstingcommunicationshould
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