I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. Johnny Knoxville More Quotes by Johnny Knoxville More Quotes From Johnny Knoxville I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't. Johnny Knoxville spiritadventurepeople I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. Johnny Knoxville adrenaline-rushadrenalineignorance Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little. Johnny Knoxville juvenilegrowing-uplittles You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. Johnny Knoxville lighteyemean My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. Johnny Knoxville parentninebumps I don't remember the first stunt I ever did. Johnny Knoxville rememberfirsts I'm just basking in the glory. Johnny Knoxville baskingglory I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? Johnny Knoxville tapetryingmen Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it. Johnny Knoxville doctorspainthinking A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. Johnny Knoxville worst-case-scenariocouplethinking You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump? Johnny Knoxville gnarlyfivefeet I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. Johnny Knoxville luckyenough Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him. Johnny Knoxville sufferingmightthinking I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. Johnny Knoxville rocketsholding-onspots People go to car races to watch the crashes. Johnny Knoxville carracepeople People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. Johnny Knoxville fightinglongpeople I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. Johnny Knoxville longideasthinking I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. Johnny Knoxville comedywantdrama What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. Johnny Knoxville pregnantmy-girlfriendgirlfriend It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. Johnny Knoxville common-sensehurtkids
