I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass. Rachel Cohn More Quotes by Rachel Cohn More Quotes From Rachel Cohn I figured being a bed salesman was a job of biblically bad paradox. I mean, here he was, forced to stand for eight or nine hours a day, and the whole time he’s surrounded by beds. And not only that, he’s surrounded by shoppers who see the beds and can’t help but think, Man, I’d love to lie down on that bed for a second. So not only does he have to stop himself from lying down, but he has to stop everyone else from doing it, too. I knew if I were him, I would be desperate for human company. Rachel Cohn jobsmeanlying Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty decided to take a nap from which she would never wake up. Rachel Cohn napsonce-upon-a-timesleep Wold domination is exhausting and cliche. People ought to just focus on being individual responsible citizens of the earth instead of assholes. Rachel Cohn citizensfocuspeople Tal told me he loved me, and told me and told me, but you don't tell someone that and then tell them they're not experienced enough in bed and should read a book or something to learn, or they should try wearing deep-red lipstick and tight skirts to look hot like their best friend once in a while. If Tal hadn't lied to me when he said he loved me, I might not be without a future right now, a sucker who was so chickenshit she allowed herself to believe a false dream from a false god. I'm not sure I ever even liked Tal, much less loved him. Rachel Cohn dreambelievebook We are the ones who take this thing called music and line it up with this thing called time. We are the ticking, we are the pulsing, we are underneath every part of this moment. And by making the moment our own, we are rendering it timeless. There is no audience. There are no instruments. There are only bodies and thoughts and murmurs and looks. It's the concert rush to end all concert rushes, because this is what matters. When the heart races, this is what it's racing towards. Rachel Cohn what-mattersmusicheart He's not my step brother technically, so I think it's okay that I kissed him once. Rachel Cohn brotherstepsthinking [S]he leans into this guy and rocks her head like I’m making this music for her, when if I could, I would take it all away and give her as much silence as she’s given me pain. Rachel Cohn rockspaingiving Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke Rachel Cohn life-isbabylife The mosh pit will reveal all the answers. The mosh pit never lies. -Norah, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist Rachel Cohn pitsanswerslying I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List) Rachel Cohn listskissing She doesn't want the boy causing the distinction between "love" and "in love Rachel Cohn distinctionwantboys The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? "I Want to Hold Your Hand." The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand. Rachel Cohn twentieshandsyears Answer all the questions that I'm too afraid to ask Rachel Cohn asksanswers I'm thinking I would like to dance in the rain with this person. I would like to lie next to him in the dark and watch him breathe and watch him sleep and wonder what he's dreaming about and not get an inferiority complex if the dreams aren't about me. Rachel Cohn dreamrainlying The best is when we all go at once, like an army of interrelated popcorn zombies who laugh the same laughs and gasp the same gasps and aren’t so germ-phobic with each other that we won’t share a ginormous Coke with one straw. Family is useful like that. Rachel Cohn zombiearmylaughing I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be. The person you think you will love the most. And every girl you are with gets measured against this girl in your head. Rachel Cohn girlmeanthinking You should never wish for wishful thinking. Rachel Cohn wishful-thinkingwishthinking Therefore. Ergo. Erg. Argh. Ugh. Rachel Cohn ergsugh I've given him more mixed signals than a dyslexic Morse code operator. Rachel Cohn morse-codesignalsgiven There. I've said everything I wanted to say without actually having to use the words "please stay Rachel Cohn pleaseusesaid
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