I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning. Fuzzy Zoeller More Quotes by Fuzzy Zoeller More Quotes From Fuzzy Zoeller Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow. Fuzzy Zoeller tomorrowyesterdayjobs That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it? [...] Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve. Fuzzy Zoeller congratulationswinninggolf Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. Fuzzy Zoeller painminddoe You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up. Fuzzy Zoeller not-afraidscrew-upsgolf The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour. Fuzzy Zoeller seniorendsgolf I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there. Fuzzy Zoeller hard-workrealrain I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get. Fuzzy Zoeller golfheaventhinking I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whatever club he put in it. I'd say, "How hard do I hit it?" He'd tell me and I'd swing. The guys who come down here once a year and try to get smart with Mr. Jones' course are the dumb ones. Fuzzy Zoeller swingssmartgolf A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility. Fuzzy Zoeller what-ifplayerway Because you pray after you play. Fuzzy Zoeller prayingplaygolf If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body. Fuzzy Zoeller bodymindletting-go I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it. Fuzzy Zoeller missinggolffacts It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good. Fuzzy Zoeller clubsnicedone Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet. Fuzzy Zoeller jetbiggergolf When things are going good they just keep going good. Fuzzy Zoeller keep-going When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game. Fuzzy Zoeller racegamesgolf There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride. Fuzzy Zoeller appreciatefunpeople Every shot makes someone happy. Fuzzy Zoeller make-someone-happyshots I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes. Fuzzy Zoeller making-mistakesmachinesmistake I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one. Fuzzy Zoeller damn-gooddamnplayer
