I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans. Thom Yorke More Quotes by Thom Yorke More Quotes From Thom Yorke If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson. Thom Yorke ifs want Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies. Thom Yorke pie kids looks Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing Thom Yorke chickens crosses knows Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies. Thom Yorke apples pie thinking If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face Thom Yorke john-wilkes-booth abraham faces Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is. Thom Yorke my-favorite space jam Well, I've been reading a lot about the fifty years since the Second World War, about Western foreign policy and all that. I try not to let it get to me, but sometimes I just think that there's no hope. Thom Yorke reading war thinking I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head. Thom Yorke climbing eye doors The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear Thom Yorke erase trying Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field. Thom Yorke tonight sleep fall People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid. Thom Yorke band people thinking Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything. Thom Yorke want I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well Thom Yorke wells brilliant I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society. Thom Yorke self giving way I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes. Thom Yorke softball baby children I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something. Thom Yorke monday night mean Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights. Thom Yorke underwear erotic delight If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant. Thom Yorke wow eye owl Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone. Thom Yorke wells phones talking I jumped in the river, what did I see? Thom Yorke angel stars past
