I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences. Miranda Hart More Quotes by Miranda Hart More Quotes From Miranda Hart I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples. Miranda Hart diedvalentinecouple I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. Miranda Hart comedianjoylaughing I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised. Miranda Hart malesfightingworld I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade. Miranda Hart comedianfemaletrade I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic. Miranda Hart scareddoctorswatches I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18. Miranda Hart careerswishwanted I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy. Miranda Hart viewsseagiving I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture. Miranda Hart gesturesmarriedthinking If I did better... I'd be God. Miranda Hart mirandaifs My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta. Miranda Hart greatest-fear My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word. Miranda Hart hellodearprivilege I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing. Miranda Hart embarrassingdeniali-can It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot. Miranda Hart one-linebucketslines My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. Miranda Hart mumsaidyears No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream. Miranda Hart blessingdreamlong Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time. Miranda Hart difficult-timesfemaletwenties About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do. Miranda Hart kindwantteacher I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop. Miranda Hart wantwatchespeople Pessimism is my default setting. Miranda Hart pessimismsettingsdefault some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices. Miranda Hart officelaughingthinking
