I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?" Ken Green More Quotes by Ken Green More Quotes From Ken Green Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous. Ken Green games golf fun When the going is good and the putts are dropping, you love your putter. When it's going bad, it's like it has betrayed you and you want to throw the sucker in a lake. Ken Green lakes love-you golf Golf is tougher than my first wife. Ken Green wife golf firsts