I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper. Alan Moore More Quotes by Alan Moore More Quotes From Alan Moore A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned? Alan Moore life-and-deathdifferencesnumbers That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics. Alan Moore idiotphrasesmarketing Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago. Alan Moore republicoutcomesthinking I thought as much. Miss Murray, though I am a beast, do not think that I am stupid. I know that I am hideous and hateful. I am not loved, nor ever hope to be. Nor am I fool enough to think that what I feel for you is love. But in this world, alone, I do not hate you. And alone in this world, you do not hate me. Alan Moore hatestupidthinking This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips? Alan Moore rorschachdyingcities Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is Alan Moore paradoxaskingmen There's been a growing dissatisfaction and distrust with the conventional publishing industry, in that you tend to have a lot of formerly reputable imprints now owned by big conglomerates. Alan Moore distrustgrowingbigs I increasingly fear that nothing good can come of almost any adaptation, and obviously that's sweeping. There are a couple of adaptations that are perhaps as good or better than the original work. But the vast majority of them are pointless. Alan Moore adaptationmajoritycouple Language comes first. It's not that language grows out of consciousness, if you haven't got language, you can't be conscious. Alan Moore consciousnesslanguagefirsts It has occurred to me that the superhero really only originates in America. That seems to be the only country that has produced this phenomenon. Alan Moore superherocountryamerica In the human mind, the number of possible connections that can be made between neurons greatly exceeds the number of atoms in the universe. Alan Moore connectionsmindnumbers I've never watched any of the adaptations of my books. I've never wanted to, and there's absolutely no chance of me doing so in the future. Alan Moore adaptationchancebook I'm very distanced from the comics industry. I love the comics medium, but I have no time for the industry. Alan Moore mediumsindustry I'm remote from most technology to the point that I'm kind of Amish. Alan Moore amishtechnologykind Culture is just a shambling zombie that repeats what it did in life; bits of it drop off, and it doesn't appear to notice. Alan Moore repeatszombieculture A lot of the critique of our growing mechanization was actually at its strongest, and arguably at its most perceptive, during the late '60s. Alan Moore critiquelategrowing Technology is always a two-edged sword. It will bring in many benefits, but also many disasters. Alan Moore benefitstechnologytwo The Conservative Party is a religion in that they are bound together by belief. Almost any organization has its religious aspects. Alan Moore partyorganizationreligious I don't think you can separate a place from its history. I think a place is much more than the bricks and mortar that go into its construction. I think it's more than the accidental topography of the ground it stands on. Alan Moore topographybricks-and-mortarthinking Growing up in the Boroughs, I thought I must be the cleverest boy in the world, an illusion that I was able to maintain until I got to the grammar school. Alan Moore growing-upboysschool
