I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myse... by Anonymous

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

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Where there is will, there is a way! by Anonymous

Where there is will, there is a way!

Someday is not a day of the week. by Anonymous

Someday is not a day of the week.

There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile. by Anonymous

There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.

A dreamer lives for eternity. by Anonymous

A dreamer lives for eternity.

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you... by Anonymous

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.

If you chase two rabbits, both will escape. by Anonymous

If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.

Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address. by Anonymous

Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.

Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice. by Anonymous

Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.

Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate... by Anonymous

Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.

The more you know, the less you need to show. by Anonymous

The more you know, the less you need to show.

To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty. by Anonymous

To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.

Give a man a truth and he will think for a day. Show a man to reason and he will think for a lifetime.

A closed mouth gathers no feet. by Anonymous

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key. by Anonymous

COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.

Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN) by Anonymous

Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)

God helps those who help themselves. by Anonymous

God helps those who help themselves.

If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.

What I really find interesting is there is plenty of time for dea... by Anonymous

What I really find interesting is there is plenty of time for death, but so little time for life.

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. by Anonymous

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.