I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone. Roseanne Barr More Quotes by Roseanne Barr More Quotes From Roseanne Barr two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy. Roseanne Barr cakehypocrisytwo I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah. Roseanne Barr more-money Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room. Roseanne Barr wallnotebookgirl I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded. Roseanne Barr paybelievebankers Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty. Roseanne Barr gunchildrenthinking Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years. Roseanne Barr stupidwinningyears Laugh every day as much as you can. Roseanne Barr laughing There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin. Roseanne Barr toeshardshipsong The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. Roseanne Barr meankidsthinking A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that. Roseanne Barr successfulpeopletelevision I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously. Roseanne Barr datamessagesthinking I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too. Roseanne Barr pioneersmeanyears Imitation is the sincerest form of show business. Roseanne Barr imitationformshows The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians. Roseanne Barr voicealivereal They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts! Roseanne Barr nutsrealityyears Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem! Roseanne Barr datamediaorder I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things. Roseanne Barr singingstarsstuff I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more. Roseanne Barr mindwarpeople I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing. Roseanne Barr kindtalkingpeople I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice. Roseanne Barr raceopportunitythinking
