I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way. Boris Johnson More Quotes by Boris Johnson More Quotes From Boris Johnson The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition. Boris Johnson void empty vacuums I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick. Boris Johnson swimming jumping rivers I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work. Boris Johnson london want When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity. Boris Johnson ubiquity cycling law If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere. Boris Johnson judged stupid ifs He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well. Boris Johnson debt business house Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power. Boris Johnson intensity keyboards dark Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious. Boris Johnson growth trying looks I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton. Boris Johnson eton school Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under. Boris Johnson compassion sight feet My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. Boris Johnson disaster my-friends opportunity The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale. Boris Johnson london-olympics scales I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people. Boris Johnson cutting want people Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals. Boris Johnson queues trade america This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope... Boris Johnson moments self doubt We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better. Boris Johnson celebrate country people We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country. Boris Johnson celebrate should country Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It's not. On the contrary, it's a massive opportunity for this country. Boris Johnson opportunity country thinking I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much. Boris Johnson healthy sweet school I want to offer particular congratulations to Andrea Leadsom on her stunning achievement. She is now well placed to win and replace the absurd gloom in some quarters with a positive, confident and optimistic approach, not just to Europe, but to government all round. Boris Johnson optimistic congratulations winning
