I think what John Legend's done is John Legend's stealing the thunder from Frank Loesser's song and my dad, john Legend should write John Legend own song if John Legend doesn't like this one, but don't change the lyrics. It's a classic, perfect song.

Dean Martin

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. by Dean Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

humorous clever lying

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

glasses beer two

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that... by Dean Martin

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

alcohol wine shining

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful. by Dean Martin

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

optimistic ifs beautiful

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

opponents gambling tables

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. by Dean Martin

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

drunk drinking night

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

stars love-you advice

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. by Dean Martin

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

popsicles drink vices

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

hey looks thinking

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

perseverance hard-work inspiration

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

sadness lonely heart

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

horse race beautiful

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. by Dean Martin

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

drinking retirement book

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. by Dean Martin

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

tuxedos clothes stars

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

flower sweet romantic

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler. by Dean Martin

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

making-mistakes mistake looks

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this. by Dean Martin

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

wine romantic memories

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'e... by Dean Martin

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

night people thinking

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you. by Dean Martin

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

like-you waiting romantic

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

wife blessing men