I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Tom Zegan More Quotes by Tom Zegan More Quotes From Tom Zegan The last time my ship came in . . . I was waiting at the airport. Tom Zegan The next time someone lies to your face, tell them that they are full of Schiff. Tom Zegan The only faith that really matters is the one that you believe in. Tom Zegan The only way that I can see America ever becoming a strong nation again is to stop being a debtor nation and to begin spending less than is taxed on it's people. Tom Zegan The President didn't vote for me so I'm not voting for him either. Tom Zegan The soul and the consensus are one in the same, when the soul leaves the body so does the consensusness. Tom Zegan There are no stupid questions except What's my name again? Tom Zegan There are two things I hate . . . No Three. Haters, Haters & Haters! Tom Zegan There are two ways to take over a country. Externally by force or Internally by fiscal collapse. Tom Zegan There is a big difference between Assigned Prestige and Achieved Prestige. Assigned Prestige will usually abuse it's power where Achieved Prestige won't. Tom Zegan There is no more powerful form of rejection than taking someone for granted. Tom Zegan There's a fine line between stalking and romanticly pursuing someone said my attorney to the judge. Tom Zegan There's no free lunch . . . unless you're an illegal alien. Tom Zegan There's no I in team, but there is in idiot. Tom Zegan There's nothing better than to have a mate that actually likes you let alone loves you. Tom Zegan They say keep looking up, things could get worse. So I kept looking up and sure enough things got worse. Tom Zegan They told me to chase my dreams but this restraining order says differently. Tom Zegan Time is the measurement of the rotation of the Earths Surface around the Circumference of it's Axis. Tom Zegan To my son: I should have told your mom I had a headache. Tom Zegan To ruin someone it doesn't have to be true, it just has to be said. Tom Zegan
