I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who have had gastric bypass or lap-band surgery and they still have to work out. If you don't work out and eat healthy, you'll look like a melted candle.

Richard Simmons

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Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

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No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

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I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

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Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

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I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset.

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Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.

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No one is perfect... absolutely no one. Like precious stones, we have a few flaws, but why focus on that? Focus on what you like about yourself, and that will bring you happiness and peace.

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I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch... by Richard Simmons

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

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There is no such thing as sleep deprivation, there is only caffei... by Richard Simmons

There is no such thing as sleep deprivation, there is only caffeine deficiency.

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If anyone's depressed for any reason, whether a relationship has fallen apart or they're having money problems, wearing feathered wings and a tutu takes you into a whole other world. A whole new woooooorld, a world of bright and shining stars!

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Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be n... by Richard Simmons

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

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If I have to die, I want to combust in the middle of one of my cl... by Richard Simmons

If I have to die, I want to combust in the middle of one of my classes.

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That's what the majority of people in the world do, they walk among the ruins of their life. Things that didn't work out, relationships that went sour, jobs that disappeared. All they can think about is their ruins, and when you focus on that you can't build a new you.

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Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cr... by Richard Simmons

Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh.

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I'm like a stuffed toy. You've never met me, but if you did, you'd just want to take me home and put me in your child's room.

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Being successful is something that's sometimes hard to deal with.

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When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

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Singing is good for the soul. It's the first thing I do every morning, after my blessings and my grace. I put music on and I sing.

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I just strive to do better. Every time I meet somebody, I ask mys... by Richard Simmons

I just strive to do better. Every time I meet somebody, I ask myself, "How can I help this person?"

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I never say anything negative about anyone, because that won't ge... by Richard Simmons

I never say anything negative about anyone, because that won't get you anywhere.

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