I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone. Meg Cabot More Quotes by Meg Cabot More Quotes From Meg Cabot When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity. Meg Cabot eyestupidpeople Whoa. If high school was suppose to be the best years of my life - at least so far - I was truly destined to have a sucky adulthood. Meg Cabot best-yearyearsschool You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right? Meg Cabot lamborghinifireknows This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother was in there tongue wrestling with the second stupidest person in our class, after himself. Meg Cabot classwrestlingmean They just kept grinning at me from over the stupid sign, Dopey because he's too dumb to know any better, Doc because – well, I guess because he might have been glad to see me. Doc's weird that way. Sleepy, the oldest, just stood there, looking … well, sleepy. Meg Cabot dumbstupidmight But. . . you said we were going to play Parcheezi. . . Meg Cabot playsaid I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason. This time I really had a reason to feel lame. Meg Cabot lamefeelingshands You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married. Meg Cabot ruinsmarriedwant I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said. I couldn't keep a big goofy grin from my face. I loved you at 'I like seals,'" I admitted. He grinned back. Meg Cabot islandslongway How is it that I'd nearly been smothered to death, and yet I could sit there and notice things like my stepbrother's abdominal muscles a few minutes later? Meg Cabot abdominalsmusclesminutes Accept the things I cannot change," I said. "And pray for the courage to change the things I can, as well as the wisdom to know the difference." The thing is... I know this is good advice. It's called the Serenity Prayer, and it really does put things in perspective (it's suppose to be for recovering alcoholics, but it helps recovering freakoutaholics, like me, as well). Meg Cabot perspectivedifferencesprayer God, what if TMZ got hold of the truth about me? What a liar I am, I mean? What kind of role model am I? I make Vanessa Hudgens look like Mother Freaking Teresa. Minus the whole nudity thing. Because I'm not about to take naked photos of myself and send them to my boyfriend. Meg Cabot motherliarsmean But then I remembered something Grandmere had once assured me of: No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time. Meg Cabot rememberedembarrassmentwhole My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off. Meg Cabot angermotherpeople if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he'll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself Meg Cabot teach-a-man-to-fishgivingmen Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One Meg Cabot wellsboys I wonder what it's like to live in Tinaville. I get the feeling it's very shiny there. Meg Cabot wonderfeelings But as you age, you lose other, even more important things, like friends-hopefully only bad friends, who maybe weren't as good for you as you once thought. With luck, you'll be able to hang on to your true friends, the ones who were always there for you....even when you thought they weren't. Because friends like that are more precious then all the tiaras in the world Meg Cabot bad-friendtrue-friendluck I don't think he could ever be a serial killer. He's way too shy. That Ted Bundy guy, he was pretty outgoing , from what I heard. -Jess about Doug p. 107 Meg Cabot ted-bundyguythinking Someday you're really going to have to describe to me in more detail what life is like on the planet you live on. Because it sounds really great, and I'd like to visit there one day. Meg Cabot life-is-likeone-daysound
