I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock. Julie Kagawa More Quotes by Julie Kagawa More Quotes From Julie Kagawa My fall began, as many stories do, with a girl. Julie Kagawa girlstoriesfall A little warning would’ve been nice. You couldn’t have said, ‘Hey, as part of your training today, I’m going to beat you senseless’? Julie Kagawa heytrainingnice My, aren't we bossy today. Give a girl an army and it goes straight to her head. Julie Kagawa armygirlgiving You are my heart, my life, my entire existence. Julie Kagawa existenceheartlove You will always be a monster - there is no turning back from it. But what kind of monster you become is entirely up to you. Julie Kagawa up-to-youkindmonsters I don't believe in fate," he said carefully, "but... I do believe everything happens for a reason. That there is some plan, some meaning to this darkness we live in. Julie Kagawa everything-happens-for-a-reasonfatebelieve As cities grow and technology takes over the world, belief and imagination fade away, and so do we. Julie Kagawa technologyimaginationcities Jealousy isn't something we deal with well, but some of us have been around long enough to know when to let go, and what is most important. The happiness of my two best friends should be more important than some ancient feud. Julie Kagawa two-best-friendsletting-golong And I swear, if there is a way for us to be together, I will find it. No matter how long it takes. If I have to chase your soul to the ends of eternity, I won't stop until I find you, I promise. Julie Kagawa soullongpromise Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass? Julie Kagawa kissingnicehumorous The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but one old lady can make him flee in terror.""One scary old lady," he corrected me, looking relieved to be out of the house. "You didn't hear what she told me when I got up - you're so cute I could put you in a pie. Tell me that's not the creepiest thing you've ever heard." His voice climbed a few octaves, turning shrill and breathy. "Today for dessert, we have apple pie, blueberry pie and Ezekiel pie. Julie Kagawa escapingvoicecute Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat? Julie Kagawa catgoes-onmind It's not the physical scars that are the most painful. Julie Kagawa scarpainful Eventually we will all wither and die in the wasteland of logic and science. Julie Kagawa wastelandlogicdies This is our punishment, our Tribulation. God has abandoned this world. The faithful have already gone on to their reward, and he has left the rest of us here, at the mercy of the demons and the devils. The sins of our fathers have passed to their children, and their children's children, and it will continue to be so until this world is completely destroyed. So it doesn't matter if you believe in God or not, because He is not here. Julie Kagawa believefatherchildren Be careful, boy. In some tales, the hero gets eaten by the monster after all . Julie Kagawa heromonstersboys There are only those you can live with, and those you can work to change. Julie Kagawa You don't dwell on what you've lost, you just move on. Julie Kagawa just-move-onlostmoving I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits. Julie Kagawa princessrabbitslong Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming. Julie Kagawa steelrunningtree
