I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. Andy Rooney More Quotes by Andy Rooney More Quotes From Andy Rooney The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means. Andy Rooney sportsmean You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time. Andy Rooney busairplanemissing All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about. Andy Rooney shouldeducationtalking I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business. Andy Rooney billstypewritersyears I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. Andy Rooney ive-learneddesiregiving I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II. Andy Rooney hatewarworld Everyone hates war, everyone says. Andy Rooney hatewar If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started. Andy Rooney runningrememberwrestling Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter. Andy Rooney creativityhard-workideas If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb. Andy Rooney hurtpeopleideas American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance. Andy Rooney clothesappearancefirsts Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything. Andy Rooney soapsmellpeople I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. Andy Rooney ive-learnedtoughlife Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Andy Rooney firefightertechnologyamerica I like animals who trust people. Andy Rooney animalpeople We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. Andy Rooney mistakefeelingsgiving I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II. Andy Rooney mindwarbelieve I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work. Andy Rooney detailsenoughpeople Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney sausagelittlespigs I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense. Andy Rooney atheistpeoplethinking
