I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me. Godfrey More Quotes by Godfrey More Quotes From Godfrey I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much. Godfrey intelligent views teacher If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug. Godfrey comedian mad giving But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you. Godfrey want attention people I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent. Godfrey illinois class school Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes. Godfrey guy racism white Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! Godfrey girlfriend wife everyday I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees. Godfrey walmart people thinking Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup? Godfrey complaining want world My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about? Godfrey color believe america I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest. Godfrey gay prison would-be I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport. Godfrey airports high-heels trying I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk. Godfrey corny real thinking When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good! Godfrey kissing feel-good dancing The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch. Godfrey games running sports
