I want to strangle whoever invented that R-Patz thing. Robert Pattinson More Quotes by Robert Pattinson More Quotes From Robert Pattinson I like the story about me being pregnant. It was in some Australian magazine, on the front page! I was like, 'Wow, that's just [insane].' And it's not even ironic. I don't even think the article [tried to justify it]; it was just a headline. The article was just like, nothing. Robert Pattinson ironicinsanethinking Someone stole my shoelaces once from my shoes. I still wear them and never put laces in them - they're like my trademark shoes now! Robert Pattinson trademarkslaceshoes If I go and try to watch a movie by myself I'll be completely transfixed the whole time, concentrating one hundred percent. But if I'm with another person on a date or something, within two minutes I'll be like 'This is rubbish, this is rubbish. We should leave and do something else.' I don't really know why. Robert Pattinson tryingwatchestwo I don't find myself that interesting as a human being, so I don't really think that much of what I say or do warrants being recorded. Robert Pattinson humansinterestingthinking I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?' I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume. Robert Pattinson cinnamoncokeaddiction I never understood the nudity thing. I’m so envious of people who can walk around naked. Robert Pattinson nuditynakedpeople I went to do my first big movie when I was 17. I was in South Africa for three and half months, and I was by myself. Robert Pattinson threemonthshalf Recently I stood in the desert, far out side of L. A., and watched the sun set on a circus tent from 1930. Every where stood animals: elephants, tigers that should be loaded into a steam train. 300 extras in costumes raced around, the modern world had disappeared totally. Although that was totally fake, it still happened directly before my eyes! That was my perfect day. I would be gladly experience that every day. It happens continually to me: It calls itself work. That is wonderful and more than enough. Robert Pattinson perfect-dayseyeanimal I wanted to work with an elephant. Robert Pattinson elephantswanted It happened while I was filming “Water for Elephants in which my partner is Reese Witherspoon. We had a scene with elephants but there were so many paparazzi around that it was scaring the animals and it was impossible to film. Out of the blue, fans, that were waiting for autographs, had enough and circled around the paparazzi. Teens made big guys run away. It was unreal! I was pleased. Robert Pattinson bluerunninganimal Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good actor, he’s also funny, helpful & a good colleague. I like his work ethic. I mean, the guy has won an Oscar and despite that he is receptive, open-minded & not the least bit snooty. Reese Witherspoon is the same. It may be the nicest cast that I have worked with yet. Robert Pattinson work-ethicnicemean I liked a lot of Tyler's character, the rebelliousness and audaciousness of it, it's like a fantasy of myself, like yeah, I'm the kind of guy who just randomly gets in fights. Yeah, I do it all the time. But, not really. Robert Pattinson guyfightingcharacter I was hitting him with what I thought was my full strength, I hit him in the head about four times and every time I hit him, I was like, 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry'. And he's like, 'It's fine, it didn't even hurt'. Yeah, that was kind of an ego deflater! Robert Pattinson egohurtsorry I got expelled from my school when I was 12; I was quite bad! Robert Pattinson bad-lifelifeschool I really wasn't very much of a rebel. I'm seen by people now as more of a rebel which is strange. I don't like doing what people tell me to do. I don't deliberately rebel against them. Robert Pattinson rebellifepeople All of my favourite actors are American and I grew up watching American movies. It's weird, but I used to do a New Jersey accent in every audition in the States just because I liked to do it, really. It's completely bizarre. Everybody would ask: 'Where are you from?' And I would say, 'Oh, I'm from London.' Robert Pattinson actorslifeamerica I quite liked Sharkey and George and then there was a cartoon with rapper MC Hammer in it - Hammertime - I loved that cartoon, it was genius! They don't make cartoons like that anymore. Robert Pattinson rappercartoonlife I started doing a paper round when I was about 10. I started earning $10 a week and then I was obsessed with earning money until I was about 15. Robert Pattinson paperearninglife My worst habit is speaking to much Robert Pattinson worsthabitlife It's nice that I've grown up with the same friends since I was 12, I have a very close knit set of them... I grew up with a lot of people who a lot of other people regarded as heroes, and no one ever came to me for advice, no one ever came to me for protection, and so I don't ever really think I've been looked at as a hero. Robert Pattinson friendsfamilynice
