I want you to make u and go halfzies on this cake. K? But. . . I want a piece too, so i guess we'll have to go thirdzies. . . Awwww, we're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it after all strawberries are my favorite. . . oh! I forgot to ask Hiku-chan, Kau-chan do you like strawberries? -Hunny

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What does being a girl have to do with it? There's no time to thi... by Bisco Hatori

What does being a girl have to do with it? There's no time to think when you're on the spot.

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girl doe thinking

We're always contradicting ourselves. We want people to tell us apart.... ...yet we don't want them to be able to. We want people to get to know us... ...but we also want them to keep their distance. We've always longed for someone to accept us... But we never believed there'd be anyone who would accept our twisted ways. That's why we'll stay locked up tight... ...in our own little private world... ...and throw away the key, so that no one can ever hurt us.

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distance keys hurt
Isn't strength the ability to renounce every lie in your heart? by Bisco Hatori

Isn't strength the ability to renounce every lie in your heart?

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renounce heart lying

We offer love to our customers. And in return, we receive the finest smiles. And even if we cannot return their affection, at least we can offer a rose.

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affection return rose
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGG... by Bisco Hatori

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi

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your-grandmother idiot grandmother
Tamaki = "If not spoiled constantly, he'll die" type. by Bisco Hatori

Tamaki = "If not spoiled constantly, he'll die" type.

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spoiled type dies
Those who get in the way of love's path will be kicked by horses.... by Bisco Hatori

Those who get in the way of love's path will be kicked by horses. ~Kyoya

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horse path way
Kyoya: A single day can make all the difference. by Bisco Hatori

Kyoya: A single day can make all the difference.

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differences
Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?! The Twins: To us? Why that's obviou... by Bisco Hatori

Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?! The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious-- a toy!

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toys twins thinking
Conclusion 1: Boredom= Flared tempers= hard words by Bisco Hatori

Conclusion 1: Boredom= Flared tempers= hard words

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conclusion boredom temper

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!

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sibling fighting acting
Has a world composed of "us" and "not us" been invaded at last? by Bisco Hatori

Has a world composed of "us" and "not us" been invaded at last?

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lasts world
Conclusion 2: There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins.... by Bisco Hatori

Conclusion 2: There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins. ~Signed Tamaki

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bored twins two
Mom! This is Haruhi! We'll adopt her someday so don't forget! ~Hi... by Bisco Hatori

Mom! This is Haruhi! We'll adopt her someday so don't forget! ~Hikaru and Kaoru

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someday mom forget

Kyouya my hair stylist. Mori-senpi go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses. -Tamaki What about me Tama-chan? -Hunny Hunny senpi. -Tamaki Yes sir! -Hunny You... go have some cake. -Tamaki It's just us Ousa-chan.Everyone else said they were too busy. . . -Hunny

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doctors eye hair
1. Your heart starts hurting when you think about him. by Bisco Hatori

1. Your heart starts hurting when you think about him.

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hurt heart thinking

The rain is a necessary prelude to beautiful weather. So even if your heart is in downpour right now it only means it will become exceptionally beautiful in time.

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rain heart beautiful
When he's happy, it makes you happy too. by Bisco Hatori

When he's happy, it makes you happy too.

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make-you-happy
3. When he smiles at you, sometimes you feel like crying. by Bisco Hatori

3. When he smiles at you, sometimes you feel like crying.

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cry feels sometimes
4. You hear his voice in a crowd more than any other. by Bisco Hatori

4. You hear his voice in a crowd more than any other.

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crowds voice