I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it. Bill Mauldin More Quotes by Bill Mauldin More Quotes From Bill Mauldin Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen. Bill Mauldin eye military war The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry. Bill Mauldin pacifist infantry way I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else. Bill Mauldin groups army giving Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery. Bill Mauldin humor hurt laughing A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able to walk and talk a little, and although I have never seen him I know him very well. Bill Mauldin progress soldier kids When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery. Bill Mauldin hurt laughing children The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense of humor. Not satire anyway. We're a fatheaded, cotton-picking society. When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery. Bill Mauldin real hurt children I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something out of the humorous situations which come up even when you don't think life could be any more miserable. Bill Mauldin humorous soldier thinking My outlook on warfare is best illustrated by a cartoon I did some thirty-odd years ago of a soldier in an Italian foxhole reading about the Normandy invasion and observing to his buddy that: "The hell this ain't the most important hole in the world . I'm in it. Bill Mauldin italian reading years If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it. Bill Mauldin spaghetti wet leadership 'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants. Bill Mauldin cynical shooting want If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it. The U.S. Army still has to learn that. The British understand it. Patton understood it. I always admired Patton. Oh, sure, the stupid bastard was crazy. He was insane. He thought he was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude, but I certainly respected his theories and the techniques he used to get his men out of their foxholes. Bill Mauldin soldier dark attitude Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo. Bill Mauldin status-quo made civilization I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains. Bill Mauldin army men mean I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. Bill Mauldin motivation funny science Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude. Bill Mauldin soldiers living dark attitude
