I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons. Frank Zappa More Quotes by Frank Zappa More Quotes From Frank Zappa The thing about drugs is this ... the Libertarians kind of have the right idea on this: Basically, their theory is that you own your own body, and the government should get out of your face. But, you also do not have the right to harm other people or to impinge on their rights or space. So, let's apply that to drugs . If you want to get wrecked, and you could afford it, and you have a place to do it where the results of your behavior can't harm another person, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't be allowed to do it. Frank Zappa government space rights People are just waiting around to get certified. Frank Zappa waiting-around waiting people I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma. Frank Zappa emma legs bigs The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole. Frank Zappa drug-use problem people When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC. Frank Zappa fcc sleep writing Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. Frank Zappa writing mean Did he really choose Tammy to do his work? Frank Zappa tammy religious religion Unbind your mind, there is no time. Frank Zappa mind philosophy Organized religions by their very natures are misleading. Frank Zappa organized-religion mislead organized One size does not fit all. Frank Zappa size fit doe Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? Frank Zappa pants honey lying The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano! Frank Zappa piano soul lying Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work. Frank Zappa drug conversation trying My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school. Frank Zappa all-time-low education school I never have no trouble with my rubber girl. Frank Zappa rubber girl trouble So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means. Frank Zappa listening mean way People will always have the desire to make rock and roll records, and they'll always have the desire to sell rock and roll records. Most of the people making these records do it because it is a business, and if someone says, "You can't do this", they won't complain. They'll just keep making records, but they'll get blander and blander. There'll still be rock and roll, but compared to what it really could be or ought to be, I don't think it'll be all that terrific. Frank Zappa rock-and-roll rocks thinking If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state. Frank Zappa music states art You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered. Frank Zappa rejection car Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole? Frank Zappa sadness broken heart