If Gillette put a One after it's name it would be Gillette One. Tom Zegan More Quotes by Tom Zegan More Quotes From Tom Zegan Today is 08/26/2018 Mark my words, sometime before the 2020 election the liberals are going say they're not illegals, they're Americans just like us. North American's, South American's and Central American's. Tom Zegan Today was tomorrow and yesterday was today. Tom Zegan Today's not my day . . . tomorrows not looking any better. Tom Zegan Tomorrow is always the busiest day of the week. Tom Zegan Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. Tom Zegan We are all Strangers . . . Some of us are just Stranger than others. Tom Zegan We are all strangers, some are just stranger than others. Tom Zegan We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear. Tom Zegan What we want we can't have and what we have we don't want. Tom Zegan What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet. Tom Zegan What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink! Tom Zegan Whats right isn't always popular and whats popular isn't always right. Tom Zegan When all else fails blame your high school drama teacher. Tom Zegan When choosing between the lesser of two evils . . . choose the one that you haven't tried yet. Tom Zegan When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick". Tom Zegan When I was in High School the closest I had ever been to being on the Honor Roll was Yes your Honor and No your Honor. Tom Zegan When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach". Tom Zegan When I was young I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date I could just drop them off at any corner. Tom Zegan When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them. Tom Zegan When in Rome . . . Rome around. Tom Zegan
