If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I coul... by D. J. MacHale

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

D. J. MacHale

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where is here, when is now?? by D. J. MacHale

where is here, when is now??

Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.' 'Can't.' 'Why not?' 'Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off

why-not scare want

I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that's what he was sensing. He felt our presence. I figured I might as well confirm things for him. "Pendragon, don't--," Patrick warned. I stepped out fron behind the pillar into the light. "Man, that suit is just wicked cool!" I called out.

confused light men

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

warrior witty kids

We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like... by D. J. MacHale

We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles . . . in a stack of needles

needles hay may

The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.

leader trying blood

Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon. by D. J. MacHale

Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon.

pendragon bite-me should

The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had left him, sitting in front of Mark's computer. The only difference was that he was surrounded by bags of Doritos and cans of Mountain Dew. He looked up at them with wild eyes. You okay?" Courtney asked. I'm fantastic!" Patrick exclaimed. "This sugary drink is incredible!" Swell," Courtney remarked sarcastically. "He's wired on Dew.

differences eye two

Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, "Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name?" Ouch. Loor answered, "It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman." Really?" Aja said. "What did she do that was so heroic?" She killed her enemies and ate them.

hero names men

Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

dinosaurs confused people

We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal

taj-mahal levels towers

There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren't the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.

different soldier jobs

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader by D. J. MacHale

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

urges

There will be no more protests. No more dissension. No more violence. There will be only one voice. The voice of Ravinia. The voice of Halla. Your voice." "There goes freedom of speech," I said.

freedom-of-speech ravens voice

I love you Mark..." Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney..." Ma... by D. J. MacHale

I love you Mark..." Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney..." Mark, PoR.

i-love-you-too mark love-you

You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're... by D. J. MacHale

You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry." -Bobby

sunblock skeletons

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin" -Bobby Pendra... by D. J. MacHale

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin" -Bobby Pendragon

penguins hanging-out yeah

Never make the first move." - Loor (The Rivers of Zadaa) by D. J. MacHale

Never make the first move." - Loor (The Rivers of Zadaa)

rivers moving firsts

If you work hard doing the wrong job, is it really work? Or is it... by D. J. MacHale

If you work hard doing the wrong job, is it really work? Or is it some kind of fakery?

hard-work kind jobs

It wasn't that I didn't trust Mark's flying, it was just that, ok... by D. J. MacHale

It wasn't that I didn't trust Mark's flying, it was just that, okay, I didn't trust Mark's flying.

okay mark flying