If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat. Greg Behrendt More Quotes by Greg Behrendt More Quotes From Greg Behrendt A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves Greg Behrendt mountain men moving If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is. Greg Behrendt dating guy needs Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside. Greg Behrendt stupid baby thinking Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you Greg Behrendt guy heart giving There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree. Greg Behrendt flirting communication real If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you. Greg Behrendt calling expectations mind You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith. 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