If there's one thing I know, it's men. I ought to. It's been my life's work. Marie Dressler More Quotes by Marie Dressler More Quotes From Marie Dressler There are very few persons who would think of inquiring into the private life of the newspaper dealer at the corner, or the druggist, or the doctor, or even a Mah Jong partner, but the moment one belongs to the theatrical profession, the public usually feels cheated unless it knows one's inmost thoughts of love. Marie Dressler doctors actors thinking I never weep over lost money, for I figure I'd rather go to the poorhouse once than go there every day. Marie Dressler figures money lost My instinct has always been to turn drawbacks into drawing cards. Marie Dressler drawing challenges cards I enjoy reading biographies because I want to know about the people who messed up the world. Marie Dressler reading people world To know that one has never really tried - that is the only death Marie Dressler knows trying the human heart clings - even to its pain. Marie Dressler human-heart pain heart I'll have my double chins in privacy. Marie Dressler chins privacy I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh. Marie Dressler bread laughing people No vice is so bad as advice. Marie Dressler vices advice Never shall I forget those naked, clean-swept little Canadian towns, one just like the other. Before I was twelve years old, I must have lived in fifty of them. Marie Dressler twelve naked years Now I know that lawyers must live, but I've never been able to understand why they have to live so blamed well! Marie Dressler wells lawyer able We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves. Marie Dressler funny-old-age-birthday turning-50 fifty What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind- the uglier we get in the eyes of others, the lovelier we shall be to each other that has always been my firm faith about friendship. Marie Dressler Any fact is better established by two or three good testimonies than by a thousand arguments. Marie Dressler better good three two
