If you ever start to feel good about yourself... Tina Fey More Quotes by Tina Fey More Quotes From Tina Fey I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going there? I feel like we all need to be better than that. That industry needs to die, by all of us being a little bit better than that. Tina Fey playideasneeds I don't weigh myself. I just go by if my clothes fit. I try not to participate too much in the incredible amount of wasted energy that women have around dealing with food. I just feel like being healthy is sort of a job requirement to be on TV, and being a writer is so much coping with fatigue and stress, and you just eat. You eat to stay awake. Tina Fey clothesstressjobs Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. Tina Fey peanut-butterdiscoverymean I have two daughters, and we live here in Manhattan, and having gone through the Manhattan kindergarten application process, nothing will ever rival the stress of that. Tina Fey stressdaughtertwo I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. Tina Fey diamond-in-the-roughattractivehusband I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions. Tina Fey bigsfansoffice I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point. Tina Fey fortunatewho-you-aretvs Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age. Tina Fey spaceagestories It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is, when Darrell Hammond or Will Ferrell or Dana Carvey did an impersonation of a president, no one assumed it was personal, but because Sarah Palin and I are both women and people think women are meaner to each other, everyone assumed it was personal. Tina Fey scarypeoplethinking I’m not a mean person, but I have a capacity for it. I have the biting comment formed somewhere in the back of my head — like it’s in captivity. Sometimes people expect that I’m going to be tough. It’s not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. Tina Fey captivitymeanpeople Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for a reason. They're not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink. Tina Fey paintingoilwriting I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore. Tina Fey crazysleeptalking If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes. Tina Fey tapedadsex You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see you, and so they kind of know what they're in for. In television, you are sort of sneaking into people's homes. So, I think you can be a little bit darker on stage. Tina Fey homepeoplethinking I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile. Tina Fey usedactorshavens Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am. Tina Fey trainingwho-i-amclass I dreamed of being an actress when I was a little kid because you don't know then that the writer writes everything the actor is saying. But as I got older, I got into college and became more aware that writing is another option, and I started getting into it, too. Tina Fey collegewritingkids And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know what, how about we cool it with the freedom fries anyway you fat asses. We're the fattest country in the world. Have you ever walked around an American mall? It's nothing but chick fillets and Lane Bryant track suits busting at the seams. Tina Fey patrioticwarcountry I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and thrilling. A really cool thing to do. It's a dying art, in a way. Tina Fey dyingartthinking I think my level of fame will drop back down. I think it’ll recede. In fact, I know it will. That’s life on planet earth. And I’m okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there? Tina Fey airportsspecialthinking
