If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. Joan Crawford More Quotes by Joan Crawford More Quotes From Joan Crawford It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them. Joan Crawford well-knowndaughterson I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else Joan Crawford borncamerasknows all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help. Joan Crawford threeexpressionhelping Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead. Joan Crawford damnaliveflower Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old. Joan Crawford lollipopageforever There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both". Joan Crawford garbopayart I had always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form... a beautiful house, beautiful man, a beautiful life and image. I was ambitious to get the money which would attain all that for me. Joan Crawford housebeautifulmen Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me! Joan Crawford famous-last-wordsbad-asshelping They were grooming Doris Day to take over the top spot. Jack L. Warner asked me to play her sister in one picture. I said, "Come on, Jack. No one could ever believe that I would have Doris Day for a sister." Joan Crawford spotsplaybelieve Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are? Joan Crawford unhappylittleslooks If you start watching the oldies, you're in trouble. I feel ancient if "Grand Hotel" or "The Bride Wore Red" comes on. I have a sneaking regard for "Mildred Pierce", but the others do nothing for me. Joan Crawford ancientredtrouble I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form. Joan Crawford ariescarpe-diemlife Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star. Joan Crawford starsrealclass Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good. Joan Crawford make-you-feel-goodcolourfeel-good Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. Joan Crawford diggingfashionacting I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did. Joan Crawford fallendirectorsthinking Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house. Joan Crawford carehouseway I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it. Joan Crawford housestepshands Mr. Cukor is a hard task-master, a fine director and he took me over the coals giving me the roughest time I have ever had. And I am eternally grateful. Joan Crawford gratefulgivingdirectors There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces! Joan Crawford sexyfacespeople
