If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite yo... by Jeaniene Frost

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

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You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Ch... by Jeaniene Frost

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

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Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

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That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angl... by Jeaniene Frost

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

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Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.

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I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

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We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

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Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff. by Jeaniene Frost

Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.

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All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.

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I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

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If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you conf... by Jeaniene Frost

If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.

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You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper wit... by Jeaniene Frost

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

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When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.

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You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll nev... by Jeaniene Frost

You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.

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You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I'm taking all o... by Jeaniene Frost

You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I'm taking all of you in return.

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Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a chi... by Jeaniene Frost

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

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Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones) by Jeaniene Frost

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

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If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you. by Jeaniene Frost

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.

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She's my kitten, and no one else's. by Jeaniene Frost

She's my kitten, and no one else's.

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You should be afraid. Very afraid. Before, I told you if you wanted to end things between us, I would let you go, but, Leila"--his voice deepened--"I lied.

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You see, you don’t want me to love you. You want the version you’ve made up. The knight, even though I’m the dragon and I always will be.

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