If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids. Jon Glaser More Quotes by Jon Glaser More Quotes From Jon Glaser For the most part, people don't know who I am. Jon Glaser who-i-amknowspeople Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time. Jon Glaser exclamation-pointschanging-the-worldworld I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn. Jon Glaser smooth-sailingcausescommunity I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting. Jon Glaser childrenpeoplethinking What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art. Jon Glaser maybeautifulart I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows. Jon Glaser funrealitythinking "Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon. "Cool Jon." Some people took "Smooth Sailing" and "Fun Jon" and made "Smooth Jon." That's a good one. It's just starting to catch on with the general public. Just every now and then, "Hey! Smooth Jon!" Or "You're Smooth Jon, right?!" People aren't quite sure. I'm like, "Yeah." "Okay, cool, that's what I thought!" Jon Glaser guyfunpeople I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn. Everything has gone well for me. I've never had a project fail. Everywhere I go, it's "What's up, Smooth Sailing?! How are the seas today, buddy?" I'm like, "Calm as can be!" Jon Glaser sailingcommunitytoday Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew. Jon Glaser crewstupiditycharacter There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week. Jon Glaser tvsstupidnight I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes. Jon Glaser waitingopportunitybeautiful For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general perception of absurdity. Jon Glaser perceptionmightideas It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive. Jon Glaser viewersaudiencetheater If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience. Jon Glaser engagingaudiencewall If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself. Jon Glaser ifs I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there. Jon Glaser finerecognitionmind I always feel like I'm forgetting things. Jon Glaser feelsforget There's a big difference to me between the people who are famous and just accept the fact that it comes with the territory of what they do, and the people who actively seek it out, who intentionally put themselves in the position of being on camera and being famous. Jon Glaser cameradifferencemepeople
