Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied. Norm MacDonald More Quotes by Norm MacDonald More Quotes From Norm MacDonald All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise. Norm MacDonald disappointmentweakpeople We advise others better than ourselves. Norm MacDonald adviseadvice Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity; but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments. Norm MacDonald inwarddisappointmenthappiness It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated. Norm MacDonald those-we-loveeasierhate Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity. Norm MacDonald vanitymistakemen Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised. Norm MacDonald selfblowsex Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit. Norm MacDonald flatterysucceedmind We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation. Norm MacDonald sufferingdangerfear A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others. Norm MacDonald dispositionfaultsexcuse A man's enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends. Norm MacDonald menenemyfirsts I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing. Norm MacDonald uncle-tomzeroknows Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. Norm MacDonald jupitermoonbelieve When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that. Norm MacDonald audienceacceptedpeople The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading. Norm MacDonald variablesdifferentreading Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish! Norm MacDonald ridiculousfoolishmen Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction. Norm MacDonald youthforcerestriction The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime. Norm MacDonald doelittlesmen Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing! Norm MacDonald merry-christmasguythinking I have a little bit of an out-of-body experience where I enjoy the scenario, and I really do like seeing a crowd turn into a mob, and I do nothing to stop it. People can become really dangerous. Norm MacDonald bodylittlespeople Our passions may be compared to certain slaves--the more severity we show them, the better they obey us. Norm MacDonald slavepassionmay
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