Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first. Jen Kirkman More Quotes by Jen Kirkman More Quotes From Jen Kirkman I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung. Jen Kirkman high-strungneuroticloud [Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something. Jen Kirkman calmyogahelping Have you ever seen the stereotype of the angry yoga teacher? There are some people that are at an 11 and yoga takes them down to a nine. That's me. Jen Kirkman yogateacherpeople I actually really do meditation and then I spend my morning reading. Jen Kirkman meditationreadingmorning I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated. Jen Kirkman marchfallthinking I have a new rule where I only follow fashion people on Instagram. Jen Kirkman instagramfashionpeople I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it. Jen Kirkman blindwantpeople [Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed. Jen Kirkman hurt-mepainhurt I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my personal life but obviously I'm in a business where people think that Twitter matters so I'll be like, "Yes, I will tweet out this show." But it is something that me, the human, uses. Jen Kirkman matterpeoplethinking We've seen a kind of Donald Trump supporter on steroids, like the hate-crime people. Those people, I don't want to see, like anyone violent or carrying a gun or anything like that. But I won't know if they disagree with me unless they decide to heckle. Jen Kirkman hategunpeople I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously. Jen Kirkman seriouslymyselfrespectlove People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. Jen Kirkman womanwomenperspectivepeople We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' Jen Kirkman laughstorythinkwomen Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. Jen Kirkman faceveryparenthoodpool Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know about three words, and God forbid they ever ask you how you're doing. It's all about them! Jen Kirkman eyeslookyougod Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach or attend a Morrissey concert ever again. They're just using birth control. Jen Kirkman controlfriendsromanticbeach Parents talk a lot about how much strength and dedication it takes to raise a child. I think it also takes a lot of strength and dedication to carve out a life that doesn't seem normal to anyone else. Jen Kirkman parentschildstrengthlife The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. Jen Kirkman doingthinkwomencomedy I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves. Jen Kirkman doingfeelinggoodwant What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types. Jen Kirkman placethingscomedypeople
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