In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me anymore. Max Greenfield More Quotes by Max Greenfield More Quotes From Max Greenfield I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else. Max Greenfield rap thinking I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I'm sure all of my friends and certain family members are like, 'Oh, look who got nominated for an Emmy and doesn't want to write me an email back!' I need a good few hours to just sit and get on the phone. Max Greenfield email phones writing I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws. To clarify, a throw is not to be confused with a blanket. A blanket is to be slept under, a throw is to accent a chair or sofa and give the illusion that in some scenario someone might rest underneath it. In reality, this scenario does not exist and I never want it to. Max Greenfield confused giving reality No offense to the other people that we work with, but we spend 14-hour days with each other. You're dying for some sort of new rhythm to play with and another person to have fun with. It's like, "Oh, I can't wait to hang out with Zoe Lister Jones today and not deal with that Jake Johnson." Max Greenfield play fun people I remember having a feeling like, 'I can't believe this is happening!' Two years ago I was auditioning for The Disney Channel, and now Paul Rudd is saying, 'Hey man, congratulations on your Emmy nomination! Max Greenfield congratulations men believe I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like... okay. Max Greenfield work-out guy needs If you knew my wife, you'd be like, "Yeah, you're very married." She runs the household. I refer to her as "the greatest director I've ever worked with." Max Greenfield wife running directors There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting. Max Greenfield drunk acting Pilots are so hard because you have to introduce all these characters, you have to hook an audience, and an audience has such a smaller attention span than maybe they used to have. Max Greenfield pilots attention character So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody's working, you know that the people doing it are good and have such a strong vision - that's exactly my experience on New Girl, and what my experience on Veronica Mars was like. Everybody was just so great. Max Greenfield girl strong people Here's what's nice about life: Sometimes you have ideas and for the most part, they're not good ones. And then you'll follow through with a handful of them and sometimes you'll be pretty disappointed. And then other times you'll follow through and you'll go, 'You know what? It's nice to be right'. Max Greenfield nice sometimes ideas For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. Max Greenfield guy girl real When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits. Max Greenfield car men mean I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. Max Greenfield wife christmas stars I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. Youve got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and were best friends on top of it, so were very fortunate. Max Greenfield wife important thinking During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in and I realize that in this moment I am fine and everything is okay. More importantly, I am reminded that my A.P.C. jeans are so perfectly worn in that they are appropriate for any season and I am suddenly at ease. Max Greenfield jeans panic today Another show I really enjoyed working on was Raising The Bar. I did four or five episodes of that show. Max Greenfield episodes bars four George Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have. Max Greenfield finest saint actors I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they're like, "We rewrote this scene, you're now naked." I need a little prep work. Max Greenfield naked want needs I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to Tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I’m joking or not. Max Greenfield tweet favorites-things my-favorite