In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B. Bobby Moynihan More Quotes by Bobby Moynihan More Quotes From Bobby Moynihan I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life. Bobby Moynihan nine people years I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props. Bobby Moynihan storage-space stealing trying It's not like you do 'SNL' and then get handed movie roles. You work, you audition for stuff and try to get it. I think, a lot of people, it's the goal to be in movies or just to be working in general. But yeah, some of us get lucky and get some movie roles, and it's nice. Bobby Moynihan nice people thinking When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper. Bobby Moynihan rapper drunk citizens These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick. Bobby Moynihan burn-out these-days character Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together. Bobby Moynihan voice together silly If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, "That one was just sorta there." Bobby Moynihan crazy lost sometimes I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it. Bobby Moynihan comedian smart mind I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them. Bobby Moynihan impression hate thinking I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life. Bobby Moynihan new-music whole-life albums I never really read comics. I bought them, and I would draw them. Bobby Moynihan draws I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it. Bobby Moynihan theater bunch kids My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious. Bobby Moynihan pie mom people My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row. Bobby Moynihan guy watches firsts I think I'm a big kid at heart, so I get very excited around the holidays. Bobby Moynihan holidays big think heart I grew up listening to a lot of Snoop Dogg and the Wu-Tang Clan. Actually, I was a huge Wu-Tang fan. Bobby Moynihan clan fan up listening There's a guy on YouTube named Mac Lethal - he spits hot fire. Bobby Moynihan youtube guy fire hot I don't have a dark side as far as there is, like, murder in my past, but yeah, I think I'm a pretty nice, easygoing guy. Bobby Moynihan think dark-side dark past 'SNL' is one of those jobs where you are constantly reminded of how lucky you are and that you get to meet some of these people whose work you enjoy. Then you get to meet them, and they are just wonderful people. It turns out wonderfully, and you have a great conversation. Bobby Moynihan great you work people My dad is quite possibly the biggest Giants fan in the world. I believe he wore a Phil Simms jersey to my high school and college graduations. Bobby Moynihan dad believe world school
