Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else? Ashleigh Brilliant More Quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant More Quotes From Ashleigh Brilliant All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. Ashleigh Brilliant importanceconstantlife-is It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were. Ashleigh Brilliant rejectseasierwould-be Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. Ashleigh Brilliant vanillachocolatepast Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction. Ashleigh Brilliant excessbrilliantsatisfaction In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful "post-war world" failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can't. Ashleigh Brilliant fightingwarthinking It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me. Ashleigh Brilliant humorousresponsibilitydepression Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems. Ashleigh Brilliant sizeunderestimateproblem I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards. Ashleigh Brilliant backwardsi-canfaces My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for. Ashleigh Brilliant readyhas-beenslong I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains. Ashleigh Brilliant cloudstryingmoving Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to. Ashleigh Brilliant scrapbookinglongingpast It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick. Ashleigh Brilliant costhealthysick I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate. Ashleigh Brilliant conditionsdesperateenough I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush. Ashleigh Brilliant appreciategrandfatherwant By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving Ashleigh Brilliant abandonimprovingaccepting To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target. Ashleigh Brilliant target If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant hilariousifslying Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable. Ashleigh Brilliant accept-meaccepting Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at. Ashleigh Brilliant pleaseworryneeds According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Ashleigh Brilliant officialsstatisticsfigures
