It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black. Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped. Charles M. Schulz dies ifs hands I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie? Charles M. Schulz cookies girl writing Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do. Charles M. Schulz lines doe firsts You can't write a term paper before breakfast. Charles M. Schulz term-paper writing breakfast I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep. Charles M. Schulz teeth sleep heart Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed. Charles M. Schulz fitness-motivational exercise witty I'm dying and all I hear are insults! Charles M. Schulz peanuts insult dying If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak. Charles M. Schulz girl mean thinking You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten. Charles M. Schulz mittens juice wet Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!! Charles M. Schulz wells brown world When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you. Charles M. Schulz one-love love-you Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy! Charles M. Schulz brown unhappy want You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach! Charles M. Schulz littles trying memories The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors. Charles M. Schulz counselor filled world It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it. Charles M. Schulz difficult Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! Charles M. Schulz cookies cry jars Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. Charles M. Schulz lists names writing I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please! Charles M. Schulz better-person nice trying Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education. Charles M. Schulz confused school Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs. Charles M. Schulz life-is-like games winning