It rained toads the day the White Council came to town. by Jim Butcher

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

Jim Butcher

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Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.

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I kept a straight face while my inner Neanderthal spluttered and then went on a mental rampage through a hypothetical produce section, knocking over shelves and spattering fruit everywhere in sheer frustration, screaming, 'JUST TELL ME WHOSE SKULL TO CRACK WITH MY CLUB, DAMMIT!

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Thank God for imminent doomsday. by Jim Butcher

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

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All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden... by Jim Butcher

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

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Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

demon faces mean

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you... by Jim Butcher

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

women light eye

Let's sum up: an unknown number of enemies with unknown capabilities, supported by a gang of madmen, packs of attack animals, and superhumanly intelligent pocket change.

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Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn't mean you can'... by Jim Butcher

Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn't mean you can't grow into something else.

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Mab turned back to me and eyed me up and down. She quirked one eyebrow, very slightly, somehow conveying layers of disapproval toward multiple aspects of my appearance, conduct, and situation, and said, 'Finally.' 'There’s been a lot on my mind,' I replied. 'It seems unlikely that your cares will lighten,' Queen Mab replied. 'Improve your mind.'

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Magic. It can get a guy killed. by Jim Butcher

Magic. It can get a guy killed.

harry-dresden magic guy

Me and polite have never been on close terms. by Jim Butcher

Me and polite have never been on close terms.

polite term

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnl... by Jim Butcher

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.

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We're all so damned fragile. by Jim Butcher

We're all so damned fragile.

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I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots an... by Jim Butcher

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.

men mean children

Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly. by Jim Butcher

Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.

hungry sheep

I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time. by Jim Butcher

I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.

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You never get a straight answer from captains. You should know th... by Jim Butcher

You never get a straight answer from captains. You should know that by now.

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but all the things Science had promised us hadn't come to pass. Disease was still a problem. Starvation was still a problem. Violence and crime and war were still problems. In spite of the advance of technology, things just hadn't changed the way everyone had hoped and thought they would.

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Then you know that Sam was the true hero of the tale,' Sayna said. 'That he faced far greater and more terrible foes than he ever should have had to face, and did so with courage. That he went alone into a black and terrible land, stormed a dark fortress, and resisted the most terrible temptation of his world for the sake of the friend he loved. That in the end, it was his actions and his actions alone that made it possible for light to overcome darkness.

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You're a cop. I need a doughnut. by Jim Butcher

You're a cop. I need a doughnut.

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