It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something. by Brigid Berlin

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

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I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids o... by Brigid Berlin

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

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The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt. by Brigid Berlin

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

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I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don't trust myself with it at night. I'd be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge.

ice-cream night order

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

fingers hate mouths

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.

coke canada dry

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I... by Brigid Berlin

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

flower real hippie

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news. by Brigid Berlin

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

news tvs watches

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to... by Brigid Berlin

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

wake-up rose watches

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! by Brigid Berlin

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

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You go to a restaurant with a friend for lunch and the next table, two people are sitting opposite each other. They don't talk! All they do is look at the screens of their cell phones and show it to the person that they're with. And when people do that to me, they want me to look at pictures on their cell phone? I can't even look at little things like that. I think it is all crazy.

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I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste. by Brigid Berlin

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

dessert taste share

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.

google phones cells

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

class looks thinking

I consider myself the queen of pugs of New York City. I'm really into my dogs. Massive pugs, massive needlepoint, massive color!

queen city myself color

I love the New York that was. The end for me was Studio 54. I don... by Brigid Berlin

I love the New York that was. The end for me was Studio 54. I don't go out at night anymore.

end me love night

There are two things that I hate: getting up at 6 in the morning and making my bed. I'm as neat as a pin, but I will not make beds. Period. I don't care if I get into them and they're messy. I just don't care.

will care hate morning

I loathe having to go out and get dressed up. I'd much rather sta... by Brigid Berlin

I loathe having to go out and get dressed up. I'd much rather stay home and watch CNN.

dressed stay go home

My father was the president of the Hearst Corporation, and my parents were close friends of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, and they all had pugs.

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