It’s funny: We actually went to a specialist and said, ‘Can you turn it down a little bit?’ and they said, ‘No, that's not how it works.’ And we were like, ‘We know that, but can you turn it down, please?’.

James Simpson

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Elderly people are like plants. Whereas some go to seed, or to pot, others blossom in the most wonderful ways. I believe beauty competitions should be held only for people over seventy years of age. When we are young, we have the face and figure God gave us. We did nothing to earn our good looks. But as we get older, character becomes etched on our face. Beautiful old people are works of art. Like a white candle in a holy place, so it the beauty of an aged face.

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Avoid being a 'groan' up.

Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever.

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Don't regret growing older...remember that a lot of sugar is to be found at the bottom of the cup.

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He calls it [the pacemaker] his shark bite.